Hamburgers Quotes

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.

Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.

What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

Whether you sell hamburgers or computers, we’re all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers’ expectations every day.

I used to be monastic, almost. Now I'm like a Tibetan that has discovered hamburgers and television. I'm catching up on Americana.

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

You are what you think you eat.

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

You are what you think you are.

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger.

You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can take him to a fundraising lunch and not only buy him that steak, but give him $25,000 extra and call it a fundraiser. And have all the same access and all the same interactions with that congressman.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his life standing deep in his own excrement in a feedlot, helping to pollute the local streams. Or that the calf that yielded the veal cutlet on her plate spent its life in a box in which it did not have room to turn around.

I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers." And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that."

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.

Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day.

In tantra, samsara is viewed as the same thing as nirvana. Eating a hamburger is meditation.

Cook ingredients that you are used to cooking by other techniques, such as fish, chicken, or hamburgers. In other words be comfortable with the ingredients you are using.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

If you do not like Real Estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it.

A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.

Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?

What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

The executives who run the fast food industry are not bad men. They are businessmen. They will sell free-range, organic, grass-fed hamburgers if you demand it. They will sell whatever sells at a profit.

I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.

There's a lot more future in hamburgers than in baseball.

I love food: hamburgers, pizza, gnocci, mashed potatoes, and especially chocolate. I enjoy eating for the sake of eating. Sometimes I feel sad for the models who don't eat. When you love food, you love life. When you love life, you love to love.

Learn how to cook! That's the way to save money. You don't save it buying hamburger helpers, and prepared foods; you save it by buying fresh foods in season or in large supply, when they are cheapest and usually best, and you prepare them from scratch at home. Why pay for someone else's work, when if you know how to do it, you can save all that money for yourself?

I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it.