Jerry O'Connell Quotes

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.