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English comedian
, Birth:
13-12-1953
1.
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
Jim Davidson
2.
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
Jim Davidson
3.
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
Jim Davidson
4.
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
Jim Davidson
5.
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.
Jim Davidson
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