Mail Quotes

Dreams are like letters from God. Isn't it time you answered your mail?

My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six.

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

I love the rebelliousness of snail mail, and I love anything that can arrive with a postage stamp. There's something about that person's breath and hands on the letter.

You do it a day at a time. You write as well as you can, you put it in the mail, you leave it under submission, you never leave it at home.

When I was a kid, the high point of the day was to go to the mailbox and see if any mail came for me, and I'm still stuck in that mode.

Never write when you can talk. Never talk when you can nod. And never put anything in an e-mail.

No job is beneath you. You ought to be thrilled you got a job in the mailroom And when you get there, here's what you do: Be really great at sorting mail.

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

I once got a postcard from a French poet who wrote - "you don't know me but I'm always very grumpy when I get up in morning. But when I get up now I put the tea kettle on, and when it starts to sing it makes me smile - goddamn you!" That's what happened when we first designed it - we got a lot of mail.

Here's the problem: I don't like who I've become when my iPhone is within reach. I find myself checking e-mails and responding to texts throughout the day with some kind of Pavlovian ferocity - it's not a conscious act, but a reflexive one.

Gentlemen don't read each other's mail.

Sometimes I go, “What am I doing with my life?” But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and they say, “You’ve made such a difference to my confidence.” And that is a good thing. I should read more fan mail though. I’m crap at responding.

I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called.

I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can.

If you're spending so much time at the gym that your mail is forwarded there, you're not dedicated - you've got a mental disorder.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model.

The FBI also discovered several thousand work-related e-mails that were not in the group of 30,000 that were returned by Secretary Clinton to State in 2014... I should add here that we found no evidence that any of the additional work-related e-mails were intentionally deleted in an effort to conceal them.

Unfortunately, the current generation of mail programs do not have checkers to see if the sender knows what he is talking about.

YES. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard, Suavieland, Planet of She's-So-Smooth-I-Can't-Believe-She's-Not-Butter.

Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It’s frustrating and it’s time-consuming. God bless phone calls.

An e-mail from a reader says that liberals like to take the moral high ground, even though their own moral relativism means that there is no moral high ground.

There's so much stuff said about me that's not true, so now if something is hurtful and wrong, I send an e-mail or letter immediately, saying, This is not true.

Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely.

At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing as I'm not a modern drummer anymore.

E-mail has some magical ability to turn off the politeness gene in a human being.

Exile: A tomb in which you can get mail.

I have no ghost writers. I personally write every message and every piece of published mail.

Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?

When I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail

H. L. Mencken told me once that he answered all his mail, pleasant and unpleasant, with just one line, 'You may be right.' That's the way I feel now. It is in the realm of possibility, just barely, that I could be the one who's wrong.

SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL.

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

I will force Hillary Clinton to fight on the grounds of her lies and lack of trustworthiness, whether that's about e-mails, and servers and Benghazi.

SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

Nobody actually talks to anybody anymore. People in cubicles next to each other, they e-mail each other.

Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9

The future of communicating with customers rests in engaging with them through every possible channel: phone, e-mail, chat, Web, and social networks. Customers are discussing a company's products and brand in real time. Companies need to join the conversation.

The email of the species is deadlier than the mail.

What is nonmeasurable and nonpredictable will remain nonmeasurable and nonpredictable ... no matter how much hate mail I get.

Merv Griffin, who developed Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, had a great line once. I used to personally answer all the mail that came in to Jeopardy! whether it was favorable or unfavorable, and Merv said, You know how I handle the nasty mail? I said no. He just grabbed it and folded it up and crunched it up and threw it in the wastebasket. He said, I don't bother with it.

If a fellow wants to be nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mailman to somebody on his behalf.

Using e-mail, I can communicate with scientists all over the world.

So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around?

The reason I was able to grow my business was that every day, after producing 30 minutes of wine television, I spent 15 hours a day replying to every single person's e-mail and every single person's Twitter @ reply.

I also request that, starting today, you refer to me by my new name and use the feminine pronoun (except in official mail to the confinement facility).