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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
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If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.
Martin Mull
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Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
Martin Mull
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Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
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It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
Martin Mull
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A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.
Martin Mull
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To be able to get up and be in my studio and work all day is a great joy.
Martin Mull
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If there is some art involved, Id like it to be that it came through the cracks of daily work.
Martin Mull
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I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.
Martin Mull
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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
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Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen
Martin Mull
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good
Martin Mull
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I never stopped making pictures. There were times when more of my income was coming from other sources, and I had to devote more time to television and movies and records.
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You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is
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I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter.
Martin Mull
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Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.
Martin Mull
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Around 1980, I went back to painting with a vengeance.
Martin Mull
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Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?
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Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."
Martin Mull
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Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.
Martin Mull
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What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?
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In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
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Hollywood is high school with money.
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I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.
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I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I am at least trying to weigh myself down, that there's a challenge each time.
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I think there are a lot of pictures to make. I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter. To me, the making of the pictures is the most important thing.
Martin Mull
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I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders.
Martin Mull