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English actor and screenwriter (d. 1982), Birth: 8-7-1934, Death: 2-12-1982
1.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman

2.
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
Marty Feldman

3.
Money can't buy poverty.
Marty Feldman

4.
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
Marty Feldman

5.
Could be worse... Could be raining
Marty Feldman

Similar Authors: Ronald Reagan Woody Allen Ray Bradbury Will Rogers Robert A. Heinlein Drake Douglas Adams Michael Jackson Steven Wright Bruce Lee Conan O'Brien Mitch Hedberg Mike Tyson Robin Williams Clint Eastwood
6.
Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
Marty Feldman

7.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
Marty Feldman

8.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
Marty Feldman

Quote Topics by Marty Feldman: Funny Growing Up Embarrassing Money Wish Politician Want Compliment Sex Mustache Men Done Humor Laughter Young Love Grows Jokes Poverty Directors Promise Differences Sincere Two Food Enjoy Life Comedy Rain Pain
9.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Marty Feldman

10.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Marty Feldman

11.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
Marty Feldman

12.
He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.
Marty Feldman