Mustache Quotes

It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war.

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

Since I don't smoke,
I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.
However,
I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which,
instead of tobacco,
were carefully placed several mustaches,
Adolphe Menjou style.
I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them.
This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.

Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.

I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage. ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.

I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache.

The problem for me is that I look like so many people in my family, so I can't really see anything. Except I could say that I look rather like my father without his mustache.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging the vampire along behind it on the investigation.

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.