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I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.
Roger Ailes
2.
If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.
Megyn Kelly
3.
You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.
Jon Stewart
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
Lewis Black
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Sarah Palin is an empty vessel ready to be filled by ideology that she doesn't even understand, and that is really scary. Nothing is more frightening than an empty vessel in power.
Chris Matthews
7.
Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'
Bill Maher
8.
I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.
Meghan McCain
9.
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
Jon Stewart
10.
Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.
David Letterman
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This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
Bill Maher
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The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as ideology.
Chris Hayes
13.
Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.
John Heilemann
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I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib.
Paul Johnson
15.
I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her.
Nadine Dorries
16.
(Sarah Palin's) greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman.
Wendy Doniger
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I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.
John McCain
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[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine.
Camille Paglia
20.
It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore.
Rachel Maddow
22.
Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.
John Oliver
23.
I think when Sarah Palin opened her mouth and started talking, the more she talked, the less appealing she became.
Barry Levinson
24.
Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only ones who don't like it seem to be elected officials. Ever notice that?
Jay Leno
25.
Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
Mike Tyson
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If I had it to do over, I'd vote for Obama without hesitation. I'm very thankful that McCain and Palin aren't in office.
Charles Foster Johnson
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Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.
David Alan Grier
29.
Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.
Ron Fournier
30.
As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism.
Jessica Valenti
31.
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?
Paris Hilton
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Barack Obama makes more gaffes than George Bush and Sarah Palin combined and is never called on it.
Rush Limbaugh