Palin Quotes

I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

Sarah Palin is an empty vessel ready to be filled by ideology that she doesn't even understand, and that is really scary. Nothing is more frightening than an empty vessel in power.

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.

I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.

I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib.

I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her.

(Sarah Palin's) greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman.

I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.

[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine.

It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore.

Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.

I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only ones who don't like it seem to be elected officials. Ever notice that?

I think when Sarah Palin opened her mouth and started talking, the more she talked, the less appealing she became.

Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.

If I had it to do over, I'd vote for Obama without hesitation. I'm very thankful that McCain and Palin aren't in office.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

Sarah Palin's a quitter.

Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.

As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism.

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?

Barack Obama makes more gaffes than George Bush and Sarah Palin combined and is never called on it.

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.

The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as ideology.

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.