1.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
George Bernard Shaw
A cigarette is a morsel of tobacco rolled in paper with an ignition at one end and an imbecile at the other.
2.
Training errors are recorded on paper. Tactical errors are etched in stone.
Erwin Rommel
Mistakes in planning are documented on paper, while misjudgements of strategy are indelibly embedded.
3.
Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don’t Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can’t Decide My Future
Thomas A. Edison
Tomorrow Is My Test But I Don’t Mind Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can’t Dictate My Destiny
4.
You have to make more noise than anybody else, you have to make yourself more obtrusive than anybody else, you have to fill all the papers more than anybody else, in fact you have to be there all the time and see that they do not snow you under.
Emmeline Pankhurst
5.
A piece of paper makes you an officer, a radio makes you a commander.
Omar N. Bradley
7.
The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.
8.
It's that I don't like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room.
Helmut Newton
9.
Whenever I found something remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on paper, so that all ingenious people be informed thereof.
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
10.
One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.
Doug Stanhope
11.
You should do what we do, stack chips like *Hebrews*
Don't let the melody intrigue you (uh-uh)
Cause I leave you, I'm only here
For that green paper which lead you
Jadakiss
12.
I did some film reviews for small papers in Finland and things like that to be able to keep living here.
Renny Harlin
13.
How happy is the lot of the mathematician! He is judged solely by his peers, and the standard is so high that no colleague or rival can ever win a reputation he does not deserve. No cashier writes a letter to the press complaining about the incomprehensibility of Modern Mathematics and comparing it unfavorably with the good old days when mathematicians were content to paper irregularly shaped rooms and fill bathtubs without closing the waste pipe.
W. H. Auden
14.
The framers of the Constitution were so clear in the federalist papers and elsewhere that they felt an independent judiciary was critical to the success of the nation.
Sandra Day O'Connor
15.
Put a compass to paper and trace a circle. Then tell me which other country has such a concentration of places like Amalfi, Naples, Ischia, Procida, Sorrento, Positano, Pompeii, and Capri.
Diego Della Valle
16.
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!
Rush Limbaugh
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The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
18.
Our peculiar security is in the possession of a written Constitution. Let us not make it a blank paper by construction.
Thomas Jefferson
19.
Yeah. I mean, it just seemed to me that it was - I felt so helpless to this business of not having any papers. That seems like a throwback to a schoolboy.
James Stockdale
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Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.
Joel Chandler Harris
21.
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
22.
A whole bunch of big technological shocks occurred when Asian innovations - paper, gunpowder, the stirrup, the moldboard plow and so on - came to Europe via the Silk Road.
Charles C. Mann
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If one reads a newspaper only for information, one does not learn the truth, not even the truth about the paper. The truth is that the newspaper is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves; and more than that, it is an instigator.
Karl Kraus
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Paper money is liable to be abused, has been, is, and forever will be abused, in every country in which it is permitted.
Thomas Jefferson
25.
The line between education and brainwashing is paper thin
Yana Toboso
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Only paper flowers are afraid of the rain.
Mary Quant
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Neither a state nor a bank ever have had unrestricted power of issuing paper money without abusing that power.
David Ricardo
29.
Human justice is very prolix, and yet at times quite mediocre; divine justice is more concise and needs no information from the prosecution, no legal papers, no interrogation of witnesses, but makes the guilty one his own informer and helps him with eternity's memory.
Soren Kierkegaard
30.
Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers.
Johann Kaspar Lavater
31.
Everything I write means a lot to me because it is my head on paper.
Mitch Lucker
33.
I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar paper on a roof, did ya?
Chris Isaak
34.
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper.
Jean Cocteau
35.
All we want in this life is peace, prosperity and a little paper...
Q-Tip
36.
Most papers in computer science describe how their author learned what someone else already knew.
Peter Landin
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I was most happy when pen and paper were taken from me and I was forbidden from doing anything. I had no anxiety about doing nothing by my own fault, my conscience was clear, and I was happy. This was when I was in prison.
Daniil Kharms
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True luxury is being able to own your time - to be able to take a walk, sit on your porch, read the paper, not take the call, not be compelled by obligation.
Ashton Kutcher
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After a few thousand watercolors you will find that you have fallen in love with paper and paint.
Rex Brandt
41.
People don't buy plastic and paper, they buy emotions.
Scott Young
42.
The truth of anything at all doesn't lie in someone's account of it. It lies in all the small facts of the time. An advertisement in a paper, the sale of a house, the price of a ring.
Josephine Tey
43.
Don't chase the paper, chase the dream.
Puff Daddy
44.
Paper money has had the effect in your State that it ever will have, to ruin commerce, oppress the honest, and open a door to every species of fraud and injustice.
George Washington
46.
The music of this opera (Madame Butterfly) was dictated to me by God. I was merely instrumental in getting it on paper and communicating it to the public.
Giacomo Puccini
47.
Fear is felt by writers at every level. Anxiety accompanies the first word they put on paper and the last.
Ralph Keyes
48.
It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.
S.A. Bodeen
49.
My favorite thing is to be alone in a room with a blank paper in front of me and the time to fill it.
Dirk Benedict
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We are in a world of irredeemable paper money - a state of affairs unprecedented in history.
John Exter