1.
I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.
Phil Hartman
2.
Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.
Phil Hartman
3.
One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.
Phil Hartman
4.
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.
Phil Hartman
5.
As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.
Phil Hartman
6.
I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.
Phil Hartman
7.
I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.
Phil Hartman
8.
I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
Phil Hartman
9.
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.
Phil Hartman
10.
It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.
Phil Hartman
