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Pun Quotes

1.
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo

Authors on Pun Quotes: Tim Vine Guillermo Cabrera Infante Gabriel Iglesias John Lasseter Beth Ditto James Joyce DJ Spooky Oscar Wilde Jonathan Safran Foer Victor Hugo Mark Lowry Cassandra Clare Marilyn Manson Mason Cooley Teju Cole Lewis Carroll Charles Lamb Groucho Marx Meg Cabot Jim Beaver Chris O'Dowd Gruff Rhys Ryan North John Barrowman Christine O'Donnell
2.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Groucho Marx

3.
There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.
John Barrowman

4.
I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.
Mark Lowry

5.
I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
Marilyn Manson

6.
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial
James Joyce

7.
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.
Chris O'Dowd

8.
I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.
Beth Ditto

9.
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
Charles Lamb

10.
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
Tim Vine

11.
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
Lewis Carroll

12.
What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here.
DJ Spooky

13.
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante

14.
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
Gabriel Iglesias

15.
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter

16.
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.
Cassandra Clare

17.
Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!
Oscar Wilde

18.
Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun.
Teju Cole

19.
I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.
Jonathan Safran Foer

20.
I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs.
Mason Cooley

21.
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
Meg Cabot

22.
For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.
Tim Vine

23.
You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.
Christine O'Donnell

24.
Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended.
Jim Beaver

25.
Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in English. I am going through a bit of an obsession with bad puns. I am hoping I'll grow out of it. Maybe it's just a phase.
Gruff Rhys

26.
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
Ryan North