Pun Quotes

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.

Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun.

I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.

I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.

Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended.

Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in English. I am going through a bit of an obsession with bad puns. I am hoping I'll grow out of it. Maybe it's just a phase.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!