1.
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.
Ralphie May
2.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
Ralphie May
3.
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
Ralphie May
4.
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
Ralphie May
5.
Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
Ralphie May
6.
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.
Ralphie May
7.
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
Ralphie May
