Roommate Quotes

We're sisters, we're roommates, we're all that.

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.

I’m not the easiest person to live with. I’m kind of a slob.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them while I'm on the road.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.

I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.

Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll be over there

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable.

My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films!

she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking to find the rent money. I’d get to my roommate’s soul later.

I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing.

Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf.

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.