Scotty Quotes

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!

The better the coaching has become, the worse the game has become.

What makes me unique is that, I'm normal.

You gotta *be* country music - you can't just sing it.

I'm still single, but me and Lauren are really really really close friends.

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

Now that Scotty has entered the realm of myth, everyone wants to own him. And maybe they should. Doesn't a myth belong to everyone?

Time’s a goon, right? You gonna let that goon push you around?” Scotty shook his head. “The goon won.