1.
My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me.
The Rev
My life is such a remarkable tale that if I shared it, you would consider it too outlandish to be true. That's me.
2.
The best thing you can do is follow your dreams
The Rev
3.
This is a lesson about life: This is one person. This is another person. This is one person trying to understand another person, even though it doesn't have room to download the other person into it's brain. It cannot understand the other person, even though it tries to. So he ends up overflowing with knowledge.
The Rev
4.
COME ON, I KNOW THE WEIRDEST THING. THE WEIRDEST THING IS THAT CHICK ............THAT CAME UP AND ASKED ME TO CUT HER WITH A KNIFE. ISN'T THAT THE WEIRDEST THING?
The Rev
5.
Look at all these pigeons, think they can just trust us humans? You can't trust us humans!
The Rev
6.
I beat myself off 17 times in one day. That's the worst beating I've ever handed out. I was so sore that it was hard to get that last load out.
The Rev
7.
I'm outa here, I'm only playing one song, and I'm not coming back for ten years! And when I come back..!
The Rev
8.
Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit.
The Rev
9.
There's nobody quite as mean as people being mean for Jesus.
The Rev
10.
God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.
The Rev
11.
Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.
The Rev
12.
I just think they look good on people. You spend a lot of time in the mirror looking at yourself when you have tattoos. Same way with other people. It just looks good.
The Rev
13.
It took like 5 hours to complete my virgin Mary. I was raised Catholic and it seemed like a good idea.
The Rev
14.
I don't do well with technology.
The Rev
15.
Everything is addictive to me but tattoos are addictive to all.
The Rev
16.
Like most bands we're a family, family before band. If we broke up tomorrow, we'd still be friends.
The Rev
17.
Over all Avenged Sevenfold the album is 10 times better than the others.
The Rev
18.
I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.
The Rev
19.
We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band.
The Rev
