1.
The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!
The Undertaker
The dread of death is more frightening than death itself. Yet, the apprehension of what lies ahead is the most intimidating terror!
2.
There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.
The Undertaker
There is no disgrace in battling and being defeated, but there is no glory in abstaining from the fight.
3.
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.
The Undertaker
'If the eyes are a portal to one's innermost self, your perception will be less than ideal.'
4.
You can not kill that which is already dead.
The Undertaker
'That which is already deceased cannot be destroyed.'
5.
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
The Undertaker
I may not appear to be a follower of Lucifer anymore, but I'm still in league with the Prince of Darkness and I will unleash my most savage fury on you.
6.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
The Undertaker
I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your gullet you'll be able to masticate your own backside for angering me.
7.
I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.
The Undertaker
'I don't commit errors. I conceal them.'
8.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
The Undertaker
Existence isn't that gratifying; which is why everyone desires pleasant things.
9.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
The Undertaker
You better consecrate your spirit to the Lord, because the rest of your puny frame, will be mine!
10.
You can't hide... from The Deadman.
The Undertaker
You can't evade... the Grim Reaper.
11.
In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!
The Undertaker
Throughout my tenure here, I don't believe I've ever encountered such a large congregation of contemptible individuals!
12.
Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
The Undertaker
Let the immaculate wickedness lead you.
13.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
The Undertaker
What is your opinion on sleeping with one's sibling?
14.
Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.
The Undertaker
Sometimes it is a struggle, striving for paradise.
15.
Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven
The Undertaker
Navigating to paradise can be a challenge.
16.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
The Undertaker
If you dare me, I will ensure your renown.
17.
Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!
The Undertaker
Tonight, there will be an offering!
18.
I've crippled more people than polio.
The Undertaker
I have caused more damage than the most devastating of diseases.
19.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
The Undertaker
Be apprehensive. Be greatly apprehensive.
20.
Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.
The Undertaker
Take immediate action against someone's misbehavior immediately instead of waiting.
