Zero Mostel Quotes

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.

The heart is, truly, the source of love. The proof is that if you remove it from someone, they will almost certainly never love again.

When you've got it, flaunt it.

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler