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Benny Hill Quotes

English comedian, Birth: 21-1-1924, Death: 20-4-1992
1.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill

Have you observed that all those advocating for contraception are already alive?
2.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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3.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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4.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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5.
Do unto others, then run
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6.
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
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7.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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8.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
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Quote Topics by Benny Hill: Funny Hilarious Girl One Day Miserable Airplane Good Life Christmas Sex Rose Grateful Leadership Reason Sincere Sassy Abstinence People Running Birth Control Women Pants Everyday One Woman Smoking Lasts Very Happy Cutting Military Reality Hell
9.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
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10.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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11.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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12.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
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13.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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14.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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15.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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16.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
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