Due Date Quotes

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.

Let's say you have a pile that is not sorted. Bring it in front of you, put a sticky note on it that says 'pay bill' and the date when it is due. Then you can sort them by due date.

So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.

All the products that are sold to us - those anti-aging products - are telling us that there's a due date.