1.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
George Gobel
2.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
George Gobel
3.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
4.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
5.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
George Gobel
6.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
George Gobel
7.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
George Gobel
8.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
George Gobel
9.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
George Gobel
