Kenneth Williams Quotes

We know grooming is important for people. To get their hair done, to get makeup and things like that - that makes a person feel better.

I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately.

Love is when you would go to the very end of the world with her, and in case she feels weary and tired in between the journey, you would carry her till the end.

I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.

All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that's where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in the last analysis, A MAN IS AN ISLAND.

A genial and cultured Arab, Ameen Rihani, whose English is perfect and whose eloquence is astounding. He will discuss with equal eagerness and knowledge the merits of Picasso or Van Gogh, or the Zionist question, or the British achievements in Arabia.

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target.

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.

I didn't like the King's Cross world: it was grimy and dirty. I always envisioned myself in much more romantic and grand surroundings. I never really thought that I belonged to the working-class area at all.

Fundamentally, diaries are about loneliness.

And I take full responsibility for my actions and whatever consequences my peers see fit.

It's anticipated that Hurricane Rita will still be a Category 3 storm when it hits Port Arthur.

It was Noel Coward whose technique I envied and tried to emulate. I collected all his records and writing.

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

You can make one (self-contained self-rescuer) that would last all day, but you'd have to carry it behind in a wagon.

I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.

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