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Never Trust Quotes

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Saint Patrick

Beware of leaving edibles in the care of canines.
Authors on Never Trust Quotes: Matthew J. Kirby Neil Gaiman D. H. Lawrence Haruki Murakami Billy Connolly Daniel Tosh Tad Williams Edna Buchanan John Wayne Robert A. Heinlein Arthur Conan Doyle Friedrich Nietzsche Tunku Abdul Rahman Clive James Aesop Kurt Vonnegut Katherine Boo Sabrina Jeffries Emilia Clarke Joshua Mohr Iain Hewitson Alfred Adler Mark Twain St. Catherine of Siena Charles Bukowski Dave Barry Lucretius Saint Patrick Errol Flynn Julie Anne Peters Federico Fellini Walter Moers D. Elton Trueblood
2.
Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.
John Dillinger

3.
It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.
Alfred Adler

4.
I never trust a man that doesn't drink.
John Wayne

5.
Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story.
Neil Gaiman

6.
Kuan Yew, I can never trust you as a politician.
Tunku Abdul Rahman

7.
Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.
Federico Fellini

8.
Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf
Emilia Clarke

9.
Never trust a man who reads only one book.
Arturo Pérez-Reverte

10.
You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance
Errol Flynn

11.
Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.
D. Elton Trueblood

12.
Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.
Lenny Bruce

13.
I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.
Cheshire Cat

14.
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.
Joe Garagiola

15.
Never trust anybody with only one book.
Billy Connolly

16.
You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.
Mark Twain

17.
Never trust a man in a jumpsuit
Charles Bukowski

18.
Never trust anyone under one hundred!
Catherynne M. Valente

19.
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.
Daniel Tosh

20.
I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.
Andrea Gibson

21.
Never trust anything you read in a travel article.
Dave Barry

22.
Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter.
Suzy Kassem

23.
Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.
Kurt Vonnegut

24.
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale
Cassandra Clare

25.
Never trust the teller, trust the tale.
D. H. Lawrence

26.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
Terry Tempest Williams

27.
Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.
Tad Williams

28.
Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws.
Melissa de la Cruz

29.
Obedient people never trust in themselves.
St. Catherine of Siena

30.
never trust a Troglotroll
Walter Moers

31.
Never trust people who've only got one book.
Billy Connolly

32.
Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.
Neil Gaiman

33.
Never trust a thought that didn't come by walking.
Friedrich Nietzsche

34.
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.
Theodore Roosevelt

35.
Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.
Haruki Murakami

36.
I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor.
Edna Buchanan

37.
Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.
Lucretius

38.
Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty.
Aesop

39.
Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.
D. H. Lawrence

40.
Never trust a skinny cook.
Iain Hewitson

41.
The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chesnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it.
George R. R. Martin

42.
I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.
Abraham Lincoln

43.
You can never trust what you read.
William Goldman

44.
Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.
Sabrina Jeffries

45.
You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.
Matthew J. Kirby

46.
Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but concentrate yourself upon details.
Arthur Conan Doyle

47.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.
Katherine Boo

48.
I never trust people with no appetite. It's like they're always holding something back on you.
Haruki Murakami

49.
Never trust a journalist.
Wendy Cope

50.
Never trust a journalist unless she's your mother.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb