Never Trust Quotes

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Never trust the storyteller. Only trust the story.

Kuan Yew, I can never trust you as a politician.

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf

Never trust a man who reads only one book.

You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Never trust anybody with only one book.

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

Never trust anyone under one hundred!

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

I could never trust anyone who's well adjusted to a sick society.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter.

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale

Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

Never trust the teller, trust the tale.

Obedient people never trust in themselves.

never trust a Troglotroll

Never trust people who've only got one book.

A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.

Never trust a shiny surface. They hide a multitude of flaws.

Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.

Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does... ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.

Never trust a thought that didn't come by walking.

Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it.

Never trust a skinny cook.

The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them up with chesnuts and carrots and hid them in a hen. Never trust a cook, my lord. They'll prune you when you least expect it.

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

I always warn aspiring reporters to observe three basic rules: 1. Never trust an editor. 2. Never trust an editor. 3. Never trust an editor.

Never trust the calm sea when she shows her false alluring smile.

Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty.

Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'. David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich. Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you.

I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.

You can never trust what you read.

Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but concentrate yourself upon details.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

Three things never trust in- The maiden sworn as pure, The vows a king has given, And an ambush that is sure.

Never trust a storyteller," he says. "We're all of us liars.