1.
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
Robert Mugabe
'If President Barack Obama desires that my nation (Zimbabwe) recognize matrimony for same-sex partners, he must come hither so I can officiate his union first.'
2.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Lewis Grizzard
'Kinky sex involves the use of downy feathers. Depraved sex involves the entire avian.'
3.
To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman. If by strength is meant brute strength, then, indeed, is woman less brute than man. If by strength is meant moral power, then woman is immeasurably man's superior. Has she not greater intuition, is she not more self-sacrificing, has she not greater powers of endurance, has she not greater courage? Without her, man could not be. If nonviolence is the law of our being, the future is with woman. Who can make a more effective appeal to the heart than woman?
Mahatma Gandhi
4.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
Lil Wayne
'Protected intercourse is superb love-making, use protection for sure, or you'll receive an alarming message, saying 'I could be late'.
5.
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.
Zakir Naik
6.
Hold the person that you love closely if they're next to you The one you love, not the person that'll simply have sex with you Appreciate them to the fullest extent, and then beyond 'Cause you never really know what you got, until it's gone
Immortal Technique
7.
Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn't.
Antonin Scalia
Undoubtedly the Constitution does not necessitate prejudice on the basis of gender. The only concern is whether it forbids it. It doesn't.
8.
Europeans are dying out. Don't you understand that? And same-sex marriages don't produce children. Do you want to survive by drawing migrants? But society cannot adapt so many migrants.
Vladimir Putin
'The European population is dwindling. Are you aware of that? Same-sex unions cannot generate offspring. Is your plan to survive by allowing in immigrants? Comprehending the limitations, society won't be able to assimilate such a large influx.'
9.
Safe sex, safe music, safe clothing, safe hair spray, safe ozone layer. Too late! Everything that's been achieved in the history of mankind has been achieved by not being safe.
Lemmy Kilmister
'Risky business, daring music, bold apparel, daring hair product, perilous ozone layer. Too late! All progress made by humanity has been accomplished through embracing the uncertain.'
10.
Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.
Christian Finnegan
'Pimp denotes a Positively Intelligent and Driven Individual. It has nothing to do with prostitution.'
11.
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
Anthony Jeselnik
My beloved partner was unexpectedly taken away in a fatal auto incident. Heart-wrenching. I can scarcely fathom that I will only be able to embrace her once more.
12.
Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.
Hedy Lamarr
'Men are most vigorous and appealing between the ages of 35 and 55. Before that, a man lacks experience, and I do not possess the resources to help him acquire it.'
13.
Gender is not something that one is, it is something one does, an act... a "doing" rather than a "being". There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender; that identity is performatively constituted by the very "expressions" that are said to be its results. If the immutable character of sex is contested, perhaps this construct called 'sex' is as culturally constructed as gender; indeed, perhaps it was always already gender, with the consequence that the distinction between sex and gender turns out to be no distinction at all.
Judith Butler
14.
Human kind is made up of two sexes, women and men. Is it possible that a mass is improved by the improvement of only one part and the other part is ignored? Is it possible that if half of a mass is tied to earth with chains and the other half can soar into skies?
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
15.
I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part.
Nadia Boulanger
I've been a female for more than five decades and I am no longer astonished. Orchestrating an orchestra is a task wherein gender has little relevance.
16.
Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t have to tell her about my herpes.
Anthony Jeselnik
Whenever I'm about to become intimate with a girl, I exercise caution and assume she has an STD; that way I can avoid divulging my own infection.
17.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
Richard P. Feynman
Physics is akin to lovemaking: while it can yield tangible outcomes, that is not the primary motivation.
18.
Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's like this whole added pressure to perform. 'Cause it's kinda like you're not just humping for yourself. You're humping for your race. You got to represent your people.
Bill Burr
19.
When I'm lovin' these hoes, there ain't no love involved.
Dr. Dre
When I'm doting on these women, there is no affection involved.
20.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements
Audrey Hepburn
There is more to allure than just measurements.
21.
A white woman has only one handicap to overcome - that of sex. I have two - both sex and race. ... Colored men have only one - that of race. Colored women are the only group in this country who have two heavy handicaps to overcome, that of race as well as that of sex.
Mary Church Terrell
22.
I can never feel that setting fire to houses and churches and litter boxes and destroying valuable pictures really helps to convince people that women ought to be enfranchised.
Millicent Fawcett
I can never believe that arson and vandalism of property, including artwork, will effectively persuade people to grant women suffrage.
23.
The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation. It's the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go 'round. That's why women wear lipstick and short skirts.
Hugh Hefner
24.
If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights.
Hugh Hefner
25.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
John Glenn
When others jest about my lack of hair, I simply quip that the Almighty only allocated a certain amount of hormones to every man, so if they want to expend theirs on growing locks, that is their prerogative.
26.
The Bible is not a book for the faint of heart -- it is a book full of all the greed and glory and violence and tenderness and sex and betrayal that befits mankind. It is not the collection of pretty little anecdotes mouthed by pious little church mice -- it does not so much nibble at our shoe leather as it cuts to the heart and splits the marrow from the bone. It does not give us answers fitted to our small-minded questions, but truth that goes beyond what we even know to ask.
Rich Mullins
27.
Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex
Wiz Khalifa
Luxury watch, passionate encounters, quality cannabis, no worries, control my area, biceps, torso, pump iron, exercise equipment.
28.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
If you want to find love, go to college. If you want knowledge, go to the library.
29.
And so, when two Christians who are both members of the Body of Christ decide to engage into sexual activity then what you are really doing is you are having sex with Jesus. "If you have done it unto the least of these my brethren then you have done it unto me." That's gross you are having sex with Jesus.
Creflo A. Dollar
30.
I want to be the first guy to help people accept everybody for who they are. I'm talking about colors, religions, sex, everybody. My music is for everybody, it's not just for one kind of group.
ASAP Rocky
I wish to be the pioneer in promoting acceptance of all individuals regardless of their characteristics such as race, faith, and gender. My music is meant for everyone, not just a certain demographic.
31.
Sex, death and war. And justice. There's no shortage of lyrics there.
Lemmy Kilmister
"Coitus, mortality and armed conflict. And equity. There's no lack of subject matter there."
32.
What is the biggest obstacle facing the family right now? It is over-commitment; time pressure. There is nothing that will destroy family life more insidiously than hectic schedules and busy lives, where spouses are too exhausted to communicate, too worn out to have sex, too fatigued to talk to the kids. That frantic lifestyle is just as destructive as one involving outbroken sin. If Satan can't make you sin, he'll make you busy, and that's just about the same thing.
James Dobson
33.
Comme des Garcons is a gift to oneself, not something to appeal or to attract the opposite sex
Rei Kawakubo
Indulgence in Comme des Garcons is a self-gratification, not a tool to draw attention from others.
34.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
'Gems are a female's closest confidant and canines are a male's ardent ally; now one comprehends which gender has more intelligence.'
35.
Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.
Hugh Hefner
'Venereal desire is the fundamental impetus of the world. We ought to accept it, not regard it as a foe.'
36.
Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.
Richard P. Feynman
Physics is to mathematics what lovemaking is to self-pleasure.
37.
The much-vaunted sex appeal of American women is drawn from films, reviews and pin-ups, and is in large print fictitious. A recent medical survey in the United States showed that 75% of young American women are without strong sexual feeling and instead of satisfying their libido they seek pleasure narcissistically in exhibitionism, vanity, and the cult of fitness and health in a sterile sense.
Julius Evola
38.
All that separates, whether of race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome.
Kate Sheppard
'Any division between individuals due to ethnicity, economic status, faith, or gender is cruel and must be vanquished.'
39.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Dorothy Parker
If you dress provocatively, the revelers will flock to you.
40.
Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.
Alice Paul
41.
Wherever there is a human being, I see God-given rights inherent in that being, whatever may be the sex or complexion.
William Lloyd Garrison
42.
Sexual intercourse is a slight attack of apoplexy.
Democritus
43.
Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind.
Elizabeth I
44.
If a man's patience is stronger than his whims and desires, then he is like an angel, but if his whims and desires are stronger than his patience, then he is like a devil. If his desire for food, drink and sex is stronger than his patience, then he is no better than an animal.
Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
45.
Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.
Eazy-E
46.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard
47.
All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.
Unknown
48.
Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.
Humphrey Bogart
49.
Same sex marriage is a disgrace to the nation and to God. When I was growing up, ‘ungqingili’ [homosexuals in isiZulu] could not stand in front of me, I would knock him out.
Jacob Zuma
50.
We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.
Marquis de Sade