1.
A lot of my wounds have healed. They have left scars, and I can either hide my scars, put a long sleeve shirt on, and cover them up. Or, I can show them off and say, "Yeah, it happened."
LeCrae
2.
Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.
Lenny Bruce
3.
Well, fluffy shirts are, by definition, very comfortable.
Hugh Dancy
4.
Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
Louis Tomlinson
6.
Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.
Ashton Kutcher
7.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Nick Offerman
8.
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant
9.
If Stephen Harper took off his shirt in public, I'm not sure he'd raise any money for charity.
Margaret Trudeau
10.
We weren't raised to take, we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need.
Brantley Gilbert
11.
You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
Phillip Lim
12.
Every day I'll wear your memory like a favorite shirt upon my back
Richard Thompson
13.
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.
Rahul Gandhi
14.
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
15.
Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.
Rick Riordan
16.
If you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.
Ambrose
17.
When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.
Diego Maradona
18.
Oxford shirts. Definitely more oxford shirts.
Mao Zedong
19.
I took the No. 20 shirt because I'm here to win The 20th title with United.
Robin van Persie
20.
The Bible says the fruit of the spirit is longsuffering. I'll tell you one thing about fruit: you will never see a fruit factory. Isn't that right? You see a shirt factory, but you see a fruit orchard. You see, there is no fruit without life. You cannot manufacture patience. The fruit of the Spirit is patience.
Adrian Rogers
21.
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
Dorothy Parker
22.
If people like to see me with my shirt off, it's enormously flattering. But that doesn't mean I'm going to take my shirt off all the time.
Henry Cavill
23.
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
Felipe Esparza
24.
I was never NOT confident about doing scenes without my shirt - and now I'll find any excuse to take my shirt off!
Tyler Posey
25.
Let it be clearly understood that the Russian is a delightful person till he tucks in his shirt. As an Oriental he is charming. It is only when he insists on being treated as the most easterly of western peoples instead of the most westerly of easterns that he becomes a racial anomaly extremely difficult to handle.
Rudyard Kipling
26.
This is what happens to man in death. He puts off his overcoat, or what we call the physical, the gross body, and he is clothed in what, for the time being, I would call the astral body. The man continues to be the same, even as I would continue to be the same, if I took off this shawl. I would then appear to you in my shirt, but I would continue to be the same man.
Dada Vaswani
28.
Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts.
David Sklansky
29.
We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.
Leon M. Lederman
30.
When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not
Dane Cook
31.
Maybe I should drive a hybrid. I do have a shirt that says, 'Go Green.'
Amanda Seyfried
32.
Basically, I'm in a kilt and a white shirt every day. So, you know, I don't have a lot of scope, and I'm really picky about what I wear. Even if it's weird, it's very particular to me. And you can't make a business out of what I would wear. We'd be out of business.
Marc Jacobs
34.
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.
Demetri Martin
35.
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
Bill Engvall
36.
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.
Scott Disick
37.
He'd (Reggie Jackson) give you the shirt off his back. Of course he'd call a press conference to announce it.
Catfish Hunter
38.
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
Darynda Jones
39.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
Ryan Stiles
40.
To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.
CM Punk
41.
I'd rather throw a viper down my shirt front than hire a compensation consultant.
Charlie Munger
42.
What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.
Lee Clow
43.
If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.
Johnny Carson
44.
Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off
Soulja Boy
45.
I showed that I wasn't just at Real Madrid to sell shirts.
David Beckham
46.
You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off.
Jared Leto
47.
He who accepts his poverty unhurt I'd say is rich although he lacked a shirt. But truly poor are they who whine and fret and covet what they cannot hope to get.
Geoffrey Chaucer
48.
I would never play in England in another shirt other than Arsenal's.
Patrick Vieira
50.
I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-ÂEstablishment stance.
Thom Browne