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American comedian, Birth: 15-11-1962
1.
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
Judy Gold

2.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
Judy Gold

3.
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
Judy Gold

4.
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.
Judy Gold

5.
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.
Judy Gold

Similar Authors: George Carlin Jay Leno Bill Maher David Letterman Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert Jimmy Fallon Craig Ferguson Mitch Hedberg Jim Gaffigan Rodney Dangerfield Ellen DeGeneres Robin Williams Joan Rivers David Sedaris
6.
What if obese people couldn't get married?
Judy Gold

7.
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
Judy Gold

8.
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
Judy Gold

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9.
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
Judy Gold

10.
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
Judy Gold