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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are adverse to untruths.
2.
I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
Richard Pryor
I'm not a celebrity, dude. I'm an icon of the streets.
3.
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
Richard Pryor
I opine that having the power to ponder is a divine gift. If you can contemplate a circumstance, you can confront it. The main conflict is to keep your mind unclouded enough to contemplate.
4.
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
Richard Pryor
Falsehood is blasphemy. Falsehood is the ultimate evil. Artistry is the capacity to communicate honestly.
5.
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
Richard Pryor
I am not dependent on cocaine; I just take pleasure in its aroma.
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Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.
Richard Pryor
'Throughout time, animosity and wit have been shared by all. I am proud that I have employed humour to reduce people's hostility.'
7.
Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
Richard Pryor
8.
All humor is rooted in pain.
Richard Pryor
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I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.
Richard Pryor
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I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.
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If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.
Richard Pryor
12.
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.
Richard Pryor
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I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
Richard Pryor
14.
You don't get to be old bein' no fool.
Richard Pryor
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Rosa Parks showed us all that one little person can make a whole bunch of noise without so much as a whisper. She showed the world that the color of your skin shouldn't determine what part of the bus you sit in... as you ride through life.
Richard Pryor
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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Richard Pryor
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There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
Richard Pryor
18.
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor
19.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.
Richard Pryor
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Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.
Richard Pryor
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I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.
Richard Pryor
22.
The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.
Richard Pryor
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It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real defensive person, because if you were sensitive in my neighborhood you were something to eat.
Richard Pryor
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But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
Richard Pryor
25.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Richard Pryor
26.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
Richard Pryor
27.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
Richard Pryor
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It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.
Richard Pryor
29.
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
Richard Pryor
30.
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed.
Richard Pryor
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If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
Richard Pryor
32.
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
Richard Pryor
33.
The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?
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There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.
Richard Pryor
35.
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
Richard Pryor
36.
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!
Richard Pryor
37.
When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you see any niggers?" I said, "No." It said, "Do you know why? 'Cause there aren't any."
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There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
Richard Pryor
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I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.
Richard Pryor
40.
I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!
Richard Pryor
41.
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?
Richard Pryor
42.
I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.
Richard Pryor
43.
I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.
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44.
I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.
Richard Pryor
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Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."
Richard Pryor
46.
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.
Richard Pryor
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What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.
Richard Pryor
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What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
Richard Pryor
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Hawaii is the best form of comfort for me. When I die, I want to be cremated, and I want half my ashes spread in the Pacific around the island, the rest on the property.
Richard Pryor
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My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
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